`Pelicanh

For some reason, whether it is a "boy thing" or whatever, I like to go pee in my yard. There are several very discreet places I go at least once a day and drain my radiator. I suppose PART of it is my desire to conserve water and part of it is just sort of a "back to nature thing" and part of it is just marking my territory. I have no idea....I just know I kinda enjoy it. I can look around and hear the birds singing while I enjoy the satisfaction of emptying my bladder. Now let me be clear, my house is sort of out in the suburbs of LA and even when I shoot nudes outside, no one can really see because of trees or the fact that my house sits up on a little rise in the land. SO this isn't about me being any kind of exhibitionist. As a matter of fact, I am fairly shy when it comes to my own body, and CERTAINLY shy when it comes to bathroom issues.

I was expecting a client to show up in about 15 minutes but I had to pee so I decided to go out to one of my more discreet locations. Since I knew someone was coming soon, I went to the spot that overlooks my driveway so I could make sure I was alone.

Well....I really don't need to finish this story but I will.

I was peeing and looking down my driveway and feeling very confident that I was INDEED alone. All went well and I was shaking the dew off my lily when I hear a voice say, "Helloooooooo".
I looked around and THERE SHE STOOD!!! This lovely blue eyed blonde with a marvelous grin on her face. I guess the timing was such that as I went out the back door, she came in the front door of my studio!!

Let me interject, that at this same moment I was talking on the phone (via a hands free Blue Tooth headset in my ear) to Shy. So she HEARD this whole transaction!
Of course, I buried my johnson in my trousers as quickly as I could and zipped up.I was COMPLETELY mortified and embarrassed. I HAD to confess, of course, because there she stood with that FREAKIN GRIN on her face.
"Don't worry about it.....my husband does the same thing", she said.
It seems he has even been caught several times by his neighbors but he rather ENJOYS the attention!
I was SOOOO red I was purple.
She tried to console me with, "Don't worry....I didn't see anything any way!"
But that made me feel worse!! I mean, if she's gonna catch me....I'd at LEAST like for her to have the privilege of admiring God's handiwork. Not that I have the Schlong to end all Schlongs but, you know, I need a little pat on the back now and again. Every man likes to have a little "atta boy" when he's caught swinging in the breeze.
But no....I got nothin but the embarrassment of someone not even NOTICING!

The rest of the photo shoot was just kinda normal. But it was weird..... I kept wanting to SHOW her since she missed it the first time. But....I don't do those sorts of things....it's just that I didn't want her to feel ....well...shorted! Hmmmm...maybe I should choose a better word.
I'm still traumatized.

It's the time of day I usually go out and sit on my patio and have a Heineken....but it'll make me have to pee....and.......