`Pelicanh

The second in a series of true stories from my studio.

Some years ago I was in a relationship with a lovely lady. Melinda and I lived together, shared studio space, and were best friends. She loved photography and would occasionally allow me to shoot nudes of her also, so it was a good time in my life. She was unfazed by women running around naked and loved to ask questions about why I did things the way I did photographically.
She got a call one day from a girl who wanted to shoot some nudes for her web site. Although Melinda was adept at shooting many things, nudes were not her favorite so she referred the girl to me.

Sabrina (not her real name) was a stripper and VERY bright. She knew EXACTLY how to market herself and make a PILE of money from photos of her body. She told me she wanted to shoot about 6 different "looks", starting with a "Cheerleader" outfit, then a "Naughty Nurse" outfit, then a "Cowgirl" outfit...etc etc. She had a plan to start out with the complete outfit on then strip while I took photos. She would then post those images on her web site. If someone went to her website, they could see everything up to the point where she started showing the "interesting" bits....then they had to JOIN her website to see the naughtier images.

We set a date and she came out to shoot. I'm used to models sometimes wanting a little "drink" to calm their nerves but I discourage overdoing it simply because one can't stand up and pose very well when intoxicated. But Sabrina really enjoyed her Vodka....and her beer.....and her wine. So needless to say she was "toasty".

When it came time to do her "Cowgirl" photo I had her outside leaning against a red shed that looks rather barn-like. I was inside the studio door shooting out and at the same time I was shooting, I was discussing dinner plans with my girlfriend who was working on her computer (and can hear the whole thing). Here's the bizarre conversation between the model, me, and Melinda.

Me,"Ok lean forward. That's nice, now undo your bra!"
Sabrina, "OK..how's this!?"
Melinda, "How about Swordfish? I haven't made that in a while!?"
Me, "Sounds terrific...yum..... (then I say to Sabrina) Now take your bra all the way off and start pulling your panties down"
Melinda,"Hmmm...how about we have an artichoke as an appetizer?"
Me (to Sabrina) "That's very nice...now turn around and put your hands on the barn so we can do a photo of your butt"
Me (to Melinda),"Wow...yeah..with butter and that sauce you make!"
Sabrina,"Can I be totally naked with just my boots and hat on??"
Melinda,"How about mashed potatoes?"
Me (to Melinda)"Yum....yep"
Me (to Sabrina)," sounds good".
Sabrina, "I need to pee!"
Me, "OK...I'll wait right here"

At this point I started looking through the photos on the monitor of my camera and discussing with Melinda what kind of wine we should have with our dinner. So I wasn't looking at Sabrina.

Sabrina (looking over her shoulder at me), "Are you READY!!??"

Well now, it took me a bit to figure out what she meant by "are you ready". Then it all came crashing in.
"Oh.....you want me to shoot photos while you PEE!!!???" I asked Sabrina
Sabrina,"Yea..I think it will be good for my KINKY page! Besides, I think my boyfriend might like it!"

Melinda looked at me dumbfounded. I shrugged...waaaayyyy more information than I needed.
I (jokingly) asked my photographer girlfriend, "So what shutter speed and aperture ya think I should use to catch a pee shot?"
"I don't give a rats ass what her piss looks like, OK?", she responded, "and how about that nice Yellowtail Sirah we had the other night!??"

"Sounds good", I smiled at Melinda.
"OK.....I'm ready!", I winced at Sabrina!
I decided on 1/30th @ f5.6. Worked out rather well.

Dunno why I feel like sittin on my patio and having a Heineken....but that's where I'm going.