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Bitty3568web by Pelicanh
Squi's babysitter. A person here on DA. Can you guess who it is!!??????
Family3843logoweb by Pelicanh
Squid turned two on September 18th. We're having a party today...the annual "Squicken Cup" with games, tons of food, and absolutely insane friends. What happens when you mix scuba diving friends, hang gliding friends, theatre friends, and photography friends! CHAOS! Squid is a happy little boy and I am a lucky man.
Selina5165logoweb by Pelicanh
In a departure from my "no more nudes" policy, I am posting this from a shoot. This is my dear friend Selina Minx, who is a dom here in LA. This photo, along with some others, is from an interview by Penthouse magazine September issue.
She's a WONDERFUL woman. Talented, smart, and gifted in so many ways. Her sub in this shot is also a sweet friend. Funny to see how dramatic this shot is and know how much we were laughing and clowning around. 
Garden29835 by Pelicanh
Another image from one of the temple gardens in Japan. This one was also in Sendai
While I do journal on here occasionally, I thought many of you might like to follow my journeys on Facebook. If so here's the link:…

I have also been getting a bit of crap lately about allowing and not allowing comments. One reader suggested it was "arrogant" of me to NOT allow comments. ha Anyone really interested in why I sometimes do and sometimes do NOT allow comments should go back and read some of my journals on this topic. I don't really feel compelled to explain it all YET AGAIN but a teeny synopsis would be simply that I don't have time to respond and, more importantly monitor, all the comments. I have a new little two year old boy so I enjoy spending more time with him. 

We recently traveled to Japan. I work over there once or twice a year and try to get in a little sight seeing while I'm there. So I'll be posting a few more pix of that, but again, there are some fun stories and videos on my Facebook page. Please do come look.

I'll be posting more journals here in the future too. I'm not absent from DA, just busy.

Hope you all have a great time here


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Michael Helms
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United States
Comments Disabled... what a sigh of relief!!!!

It's been REALLY refreshing to NOT have trolls and flamers. Images like those in my gallery inevitably receive all sorts of negative commentary. Since I have disabled comments, the attention craving jerks really have not bothered me. The reason is, as I suspected all along... take away their public forum and they go back into their holes. Some people have complained that I can't take criticism. That is simply laughable. After 35 years in one of the most competitive markets in the world, I've heard just about everything. Yea - it's nice to hear "great shot", or "that's beautiful...nice lighting". But I don't really need pats on the back. And I no longer will tolerate comments like, "Your model needs to be taken out back and shot like the whore dog she is!" or "she's too fuckin skinny, she needs to eat something".
I could care less what people say about me personally but I will NOT tolerate flaming or trolling my models. THAT is why I disabled comments. Also, I simply don't have the time or desire to go through all the hundreds of comments I get to weed out the trolls, block them, and hide their comments. It's a waste of my time.
Let me be perfectly honest here... I have been on DA for 5 years. I am here for fun. Not only do I NOT make any money from DA, it COSTS me money. I am a business man, so time is money, so if you account for the amount of TIME I spend on here, it is even MORE of a loss. But - it's fun and I have made some good on line friends and a few personal friends.
I fear for this generation of loud mouthed, unsophisticated, undereducated, sophomoric juveniles who don't subscribe to decency and good manners. Not all of them, of course... but there is a significant percentage. I blame the internet for this unchecked bad behavior because there are no consequences for the things they say and do. But how will this spill over to their REAL lives and interactions with REAL people when they face situations that make them uncomfortable? It is, in my opinion, very damaging to personal growth to NOT have consequences to bad behavior. What will these flamers and trolls grow up to be? Probably politicians who post photos of their weiners on Twitter.
Anyway...THAT is the reason I no longer allow comments.

Current Residence: Shadow Hills, Ca
Favorite genre of music: Old Hippie crap
Favorite photographer: Helmut Newton - dead, Perry Gallagher - alive on DA
Favourite style of art: depends on my mood, or whether I've been drinkin
Operating System: Go Mac or go home
MP3 player of choice: 30 gig iPod
Shell of choice: I prefer Union 76
Wallpaper of choice: A nice textured rag
Skin of choice: hers
Favourite cartoon character: Wile E. Coyote
Personal Quote: ....the supernova of giving meets the black hole of need.."


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fairy9311 Featured By Owner Edited Nov 11, 2014  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hi Hi!
I understood from what you've said that some commenters are bothering you, so I wanted to apologize on their behalf: I am really sorry.
Your works are wonderful and I really love them:) (Smile) (excuse me for my bad english Sweating a little... )
Pelicanh Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014  Professional Photographer's just that it inhibits me from sharing images I would really love to share. I just don't have the time to monitor all the trolls.
Thanks so much!!!
wysinwyg Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014
Did Squid find the GREAT Pumpkin? I know you know the reference. Man, they are so much fun at that age!
Pelicanh Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014  Professional Photographer
LOL...I think that might be what he was thinking about!
wysinwyg Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014
Glad you had a great day. I miss those times.
BadPornSux Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014
Dear Michael,
Several years ago you posted an hilarious, but fact filled picture illustrating the myriad types of cameras available, by price range and abilities/features. The "Guy with a Camera" moniker has given me the sniggers ever since! I am looking to budget money this winter to buy myself a better camera in the spring. Maybe I'll be a Minor League GWC!! Anyway, would you PLEASE / (Oni gashi mas!) repost that picture post!
Thanks, Domo Arigato, Danke, Gracias, Takk,
Go raibh maith agat! You are STILL a reason I come here. Thanks for coming back and staying.

Pelicanh Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014  Professional Photographer
LOL...I can't find that image anywhere. It's certainly not the equipment but what we do with it. That journal I posted was a reaction to SO MUCH bad photography by people calling themselves photographers when they hardly owned any equipment at all. Like a guy who owns a knife, so he calls himself a surgeon! ha
I'm sure you'll do great things with your new camera! It's FUN!
Cherielou Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for posting your latest submission, I really love it and hope to see more. I know it is a departure, but I miss your nude works so much. Just wanted to let you know.
Pelicanh Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  Professional Photographer
thank you so much! Wish I could post it here too! :(
Keep up the wonderful work too!!
Cherielou Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha well I figured any encouragement to post more was
worth a shot. <3 Especially if you kept comments disabled.
But I know you have your reasons.
ps: Thanks for visiting my page! Totally made my day that you'd have a peek!
Your work inspired me a lot and showed me that nudity doesn't have to be
demeaning, it is empowering, beautiful, and natural, when done right, so that is
what I aspire to create, but in a different medium. <3
Pelicanh Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014  Professional Photographer
happy to have had a second to enjoy your work! Look forward to more!
magamo Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014
Bucket list:
1. Meet the mighty Squicken, Master of All He Surveys and future Lord of the Galaxy.
2. Attend Burning Man. Get sunburned.
3. Learn some Japanese. Visit Japan.
4. Collaborate with Pelicanh on an art book of surreal image and word.

Pelicanh Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Professional Photographer
1) Yes please!!! Come visit, hang, and drink with us!
2) DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! 2015!!??
3) Me too! Hope we see each other there!
4) YES!!! Let's chat!

Love and miss you my dear friend!
bringmepieskm Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014
I was stationed in Yokosuka, Japan for 3 years.  Im going back there in a few months to live permanently, so I completely understand the craziness that foreigners have in Japan.  Such a beautiful country, Im looking forward to living the rest of my life in that country.  Glad to see other people appreciate Japan.
Pelicanh Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Professional Photographer
I'm envious. I may move there too
wysinwyg Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2014
My lifelong dream is to go explore Japan. Not the cities, but the outlying areas. I envy you. Thank you for the images.
Pelicanh Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2014  Professional Photographer
put it HIGH on your bucket list. It's amazing.
Aya-Creuset Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Have fun in Japan, Michael!!! Hugs from Chile.
Pelicanh Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Professional Photographer
Will do! Thanks
wingsofdragons Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
happy birthday ........
Cherry-Buttons Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014
I miss seeing your nude work here on DA its what inspired me so in the beginning.. I hope Squicken is keeping you busy and happy! ^_^
Pelicanh Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014  Professional Photographer
I miss posting them here...but not the hassle it caused. I'm sure you totally understand that! Thanks so much
Cherry-Buttons Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014
Totally understandable. Do you still do them at least? do you post anywhere else?
haha yes I get the occasional creepy/ troll email or comment but so far my DA experience has been pretty smooth considering I know how bad other nude models or photographers get harassed, I feel pretty lucky, hopefully that doesn't change! 
Pelicanh Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Professional Photographer
Yea...I still shoot nudes occasionally but not as much as I used to.
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wysinwyg Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014
Dude you know I love chicks!!!! Funny post. Love the shots of your squid! I'll bet he is a handfull but you love every minute. Well, mostly.
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